Services · two ways in

Nobody has bought this before. So here is what it is.

Two businesses under one roof. Pick the one you came for.

Door 01 · The conductorAIFrom £450 per monthAI reads every system you own. Analysts tell each team what to do.See how it works Door 02 · The peopleNo AIFrom £30 per hourA UK team runs your email marketing or builds your website.See the human side
Nothing replaced Keep your agency Read only access Audit back in two days

01 / Why this exists

You are not short of talent. You are short of a conductor.

£158k One number

Media agency £182k £158k
Email platform £164k £158k
Finance £151k £158k
Shopify £158k £158k
Board deck £171k £158k

Last month's revenue, according to five different people. All of them competent. One set of numbers. Each team told what to do about it before 7am.

Tick what is true for you.

0/5

Tick any that apply.

Who is asking

Process people, not a lab

2019
founded
17
people, three offices
£50m+
client revenue running on it
3
UK offices, nothing offshored

02 / How we conduct

Five movements. Each one has an output you can hold us to.

The AI side

From £450 per month

Movement 01 · Within hours

Plug in the APIs

We connect to the systems you already pay for. Nothing migrated, nothing replaced. A high level audit lands within hours.

What you get

  • A written connectivity map of your stack
  • The first list of what disagrees with what
  • A named engineer who did the work

Movement 02 · Week one

The in depth report

Two of us spend two days in your data, then write up every opportunity and weakness in plain English.

What you get

  • Ranked opportunities, each with a number
  • The weaknesses, named and owned
  • Yours to keep whether you hire us or not

Movement 03 · Weeks two to four

Sit down with every team

One session per department. They set what they need to see and what counts as a problem. We automate it.

What you get

  • A daily brief per department, live
  • Alert rules each team signed off
  • The end of manual reporting

Movement 04 · Ongoing

Hold everyone to it

AI watches around the clock. Analysts write it up weekly, with an actions log of owners and dates.

What you get

  • Weekly written analysis, not a dashboard link
  • Actions log with owners and dates
  • Nobody marking their own homework

Movement 05 · Monthly

Board level report

One page a month for the people funding it. Same numbers the teams see, same shape every time.

What you get

  • One page, same shape every month
  • The next movement, costed
  • An investor ready version on request

£450/mo plus a one off set up fee

What lands every morning

Configured once with your team. Then it runs at 3am.

Your thresholds, not oursRead only accessA human reads it before you do

07:00 daily · sent to 34 people

Buying
Three lines below eight weeks of cover at current run rate.
Media
Prospecting CAC up 18% week on week, margin unchanged.
CX
Dispatch delays on 41 orders. Pre empt before tickets land.

Alert · 11:42

Bestseller sells out Thursday

Spend paused, flow swapped, PO raised. Same minute.

03 / What we connect

We sit in the middle of everything you already own.

If it has an API, it joins the orchestra. Nothing migrated, no agency asked to change tools.

The conductor

One score

  • Media agencySpend · ROAS
  • Email and CRMFlows
  • EcommerceOrders · Margin
  • WarehouseStock
  • FinanceCash
  • RetailSell through

04 / You might be thinking

The five things everyone asks first.

Is this just another dashboard?

No. A dashboard waits to be opened. We send each team a written brief before they start work, read first by a human analyst.

Does the AI see sensitive data?

Read only, scoped per system, revocable in one click. We never ask for payroll or customer identities, and nothing trains anybody's model.

Do I have to replace my agency?

No. Agencies do better work with one honest set of numbers. They keep their brief, their tools and their contract.

What if the audit finds nothing?

You keep the report and pay only the set up fee. In practice the gaps between systems always turn something up.

What if we stop paying you?

You keep everything we built, handed over within five working days. No data hostage, no exit fee.

05 / Done by people

Not everything should be automated. This half is all human.

The real team at their desks

No AIUK people only

  • Named UK people
  • Nothing offshored
  • Buy it standalone

  • Under £5k/mo Shopify revenue

    £350 per month

    Email, starter

    • 2 campaigns a month
    • 1 sign up form
    • 2 flows
    • Design included

  • £5k to £25k/mo Shopify revenue

    £650 per month

    Email, growth

    • 4 campaigns a month
    • 2 sign up forms
    • 4 flows
    • Design, segmentation and SMS

  • £25k+/mo Shopify revenue

    £1.25k per month

    Email, full

    • Everything in growth, uncapped
    • Data reporting included
    • Integrations included
    • The AI side available if you want it

Swipe · banded on Shopify revenue

Build and maintain

£30 per hour

Against a signed estimate, or a monthly retainer once we know the rhythm.

  • Shopify
  • Headless builds
  • Migrations
  • Integrations
  • App development
  • Graphic design
  • Brand strategy

06 / What it costs, all in one place

  • The conductor

    From

    £450/mo

  • Email marketing

    From

    £350/mo

  • Websites and apps

    From

    £30/hr

  • Design and brand

    From

    £30/hr

Next intake, October

Show us the four reports that disagree.

Audit back in two days. Yours to keep either way.

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